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Omogis Alu @Omogis

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wow ppl are dick'z and you think i care

Posted by Omogis - April 8th, 2011


XD ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

also did i say i was gona be big new'z no i did'nt so go on and be big star'z also wow you all took the time to put that up?

IM NOT HATEING IM JUST STAR STRUCK XD YAAAAAA right good job in being troll'z ya bigger noob'z >_>
also I'm just as it say'z if i wish for you to know the real me i would let you know it'z called my other
so no matter what you say i can lol about it so plz do put more joke'z up that'z what i love to read by randome ppl ^_^

wow ppl are dick'z and you think i care


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I see.

i put nice joke'z up and ppl act mean what'z up with that?

also how are you?

You type like a five year old.

We're only dicks to stupid people.

Guess what you are.

and like i care?
also thank's for the joke ^_^

ignore chdonga she finds targets that she will troll until the day newgrounds shuts down she has been buggin me for the past 3 months -_-

i like to play with online troll'z there so much fun to play with as they try to wiggle
under your skin :3

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,

"Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?", he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a birdMoses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller Jesus."

And I'm 18 why?

XD now that is a great joke

Thanks I've known it for awhile but I never get the opportunity to tell it.

also i didnt say "how old are you?" i( said how are you?)

im glad to make your day ^_^

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????..)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???.....)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

omg toooo funney XD

AHHHHHHHHHH my lung >^<

Sorry I glanced at it.
I gave it this weird look after I commented then I noticed that it said how are you and then I felt like a dumbass.

dont :O human error

also HOW ARE YOU >_<!!!

I'M FINE HOW ARE YOU?

GGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD XD

Now going off of what I thought you said...
How old are you?
Not being mean I feel silly tonight.

im as it say'z ^_^

This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend.
He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.
While standing in the middle of the Rail Road tracks one day, he hears this whistle
-- Whooee da Whoee! -- but doesn't know what it is.

Predictably, he's hit -- but, only a glancing blow -- and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle,
to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

After weeks in hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party, one evening.
While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling.
He grabs a baseball bat from the closet and proceeds to batter and bash the tea kettle into an
unrecognizable lump of metal.

His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes to the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man:
"Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"

The desert man replies: "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."

oooooooow desert ppl XC

I like the images and jokes, but you could really improve your english.
@viper50 you made me laugh to death.

is it the ppl or the 'z? or the e i put on the random? (my keyboard stick'z XD)
or the where my $ i didnt have to much room to put it up like money or the idk
(i dont know) if you dont know wich is to say iudk
and if this is in that way it would say ^= iudkWIitZay iudk

if you find this not funny im sad now ^_^

^Glad you liked the jokes Favo